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Nominated joke of the year

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:00 pm
by amacman
A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr Englishman, for letting me come into this country,
giving me housing, Income Support, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in England."
The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani."
The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says,
"Thank you for wonderful country England!"
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Afghanistan. I am not British."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
"Are you an Englishwoman?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa."
Puzzled, he asks her,
"Where are all the English?"
The African lady checks her watch and says,
"Probably at work."


IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, BY TOMORROW,
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Re: Nominated joke of the year

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:03 pm
by X5Sport
Ooh that's a bit too close to the truth.....

Richard

Re: Nominated joke of the year

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:59 am
by 535dboy
He he

Re: Nominated joke of the year

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:52 am
by AW8
I appreciate this was posted at expense of those who enter the UK with agenda to abuse the welfare system. Ironic there that many in UK work hard yet not British Born White when so many British Born White are unpleasant &/or unemployable. Like others I have friends colleagues & accquaintances from various ethnic cultural & national backgrounds who are not here for a free lunch.